Hey Hey, T-Swizzle [T-Swizzle]

And T-Pizzle [T-Pizzle]

Taylor Swift

I'm like 8 foot 4

Blond hair to the floor

You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain't got a gun

No I never really been in a club

Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug

I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night

You out clubbing but I just made caramel delight

T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track

It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?

T-Pain & Taylor

I had a dream last night

Taylor Swift

I had high top Nikes

I had

T-Pain & Taylor

Diamonds in my mouth

And Diamonds on my mic

Taylor Swift

By the time I woke I was singing

T-Pain

I'm on a boat, whoa oh

Taylor Swift

Cause I'm a singer turned rapper

T-Pain

Shorty I'm a make ya

Taylor Swift

Straight to the top, yo

T-Pain

Shorty I'm a take ya

Taylor Swift

You can call me T-Sweezy

Now I'm a rap star

T-Pain

Hey, It's a thug story

Now tell 'em who you are

Singer turned gangster

Taylor Swift

You don't want to fight me

T-Pain

Straight to the top

Taylor Swift

In my extra small white tee

T-Pain

T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track

It's a thug story now can you get with that?

Taylor Swift (T-Pain)

What, What, I knit sweaters, yo!

What, What, Don't test me (Beep)

Hey, Hold on, hold on

I didn't even say anything I- (What?)

I said Yo (yup)

You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything

I didn't swear (She didn't even swear)

Hello? Ugh!

Written by: Taylor Swift